Little Miss Stacked

My daddy had to go away but he'll return most any day...

My daddy is good to me and loves me and I love my daddy. But he had to go off to fight the war in India and now they told me my daddy is dead. Oh No! What shall I do? Those very bad men that make war took my daddy from me. I must stop them from taking other little curly blonde haired girl's daddys. But how can I stop them from being bad? I know! Maybe if I sing a song to them that will get them to stop. Then when I am done singing and they are crying and changed in their ways my daddy will come back to me. You see he really did not die in the war at all. A coconut fell on his head and he lost his memory but he got it back again and he is okay now. The best part is he even met this nice lady and they are going to get married and I will have a new mommy and we will all live happily ever after. ~The End.

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